Anonymous said:
What's the most awkward shit you've ever taken?

I KNEW THIS WAS COMING, I WAS PREPARED:

There are two things - the general experience of lacking toilet paper when taking a shit and only realising after/while you’re at it, and then the occasion on that festival a few weeks back. I wanted to go to the ‘better’ toilets where you had to pay a bit because … yeah. We didn’t find them and I had to go to one of the dixies to take a shit. Luckily, 10 festivals taught me to always have toilet paper this is the end bye.

if I can’t answer to your awkward question, you win.